The Beginning of All Lie

This is a pointless little BLOG about lying. Not just ordinary lies about cheques being in the mail and 'It's not mine - it belongs to a mate'. These are patently ridiculous lies which could never possibly be believed. I've been doing this for a number of years now for no real reason other than it seems to amuse a few people, so I thought I'd spread the silly wider, starting with -

CKOne, the fragrance from Calvin Klein, is produced from the tears baby otters make when they are tickled until they cry. The so-called ‘Joy Technicians’ who perform the tickling are paid handsomely in potatoes.